Feeling angry about Apple’s ranking of the 100 best albums of all time, are you? Good. (From their point of view.) That’s exactly how you’re supposed to feel, given a list that aspires less toward any semblance of an informed or authoritative voice than a seeming sense of randomness that can only be explained away as rage bait. “Nailed it!” is not the desired response, as if there would be a soul in the world who’d say that in response to a list that pits millions of works from dozens of disparate genres across a 70-year period against one another and pretends they can all be evaluated on the same scale. “Nailed it!” would just represent a failure of virality. (And Apple is not in the business of failure, no matter what you remember about the Newton or Cube.)
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To quote the Internet at large, in the hours since the final top 10 was released: I demand satisfaction, sir!… on behalf of the Who, Sly and the Family Stone, Frank Sinatra, Van Morrison, Tom Petty, Paul Simon (with and without Garfunkel), Johnny Cash, Fiona Apple, Dua Lipa, Shakira, Queen, Ray Charles, Willie Nelson, Elvis Presley, Elvis Costello, James Brown, Janelle Monae, Al Green, ABBA, Billie Holiday, Liz Phair, Alicia Keys, R.E.M., Muddy Waters, Juanes, Randy Newman, Eric B. & Rakim, Tina Turner, Creedence, Curtis Mayfield, the Chicks, Bill Evans, the Band, the Ramones, John Lennon, Childish Gambino, Shania Twain, Ella Fitzgerald, Leonard Cohen and Kylie effin’ Minogue…
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Now, when your MIAs can fuel fury like that (multiplied times 10,000 other artists who’ll be cited on Reddit boards or chat rooms by day’s end), that’s a measure of success. So, bravo; if only we could somehow apply all the anger generated today to the nation’s power grid, it might actually be a worthwhile exercise.
Bob Dylan’s advice is probably best: “Now ain’t the time for your tears.” (To quote one of the greatest albums of all time that did not make the list, although he did have one that did.) But maybe it’s the time for, oh, just a moderate amount of eye-rolling about the risible relativity of what did and did not make the top 100. And maybe questions about whether it’s youthful naivete or aged cynicism that was responsible for some of the picks in the upper ranks.
Remember when Adele spent her Grammy night in 2017 apologizing for winning album of the year, even though this was not her fault? Maybe she will be similarly tempted now to apologize for having “21” come in in 15th. This would not be a bad pick at all for that high a position if recorded music as we know it had begun in 2010 or so. But it did not. And I have to wonder if there was something deliberately perverse in putting “21” exactly one spot ahead of Joni Mitchell’s “Blue,” which tends to land near the very top of most consensus all-time album lists. Apple’s apparent statement in placing Adele a hair ahead: Yes, we know “Blue” may have changed the landscape of popular music, not just in that moment but for the rest of time, and it holds up as just a great listen, besides. But also: f*ck you, “Blue”! We’ll show you and your tyrannical 1960s cultural superiority complex! (Sorry, Joni.)
Also, “21” — which, again, is quite a good album! — is rated two spots above Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On,” which topped the most recent Rolling Stone list of the 500 greatest albums of all time. Gaye’s record is presumably not in the top 10 here solely for the reason that, um, it topped the most recent Rolling Stone list of the 500 greatest albums of all time. Then a record that any sane person with ears recognizes as one of the most mind-boggling albums ever, the Beach Boys’ “Pet Sounds,” lands at No. 20 — below contemporary works like “OK Computer” and “The Blueprint” — having been docked 10 or 15 places from any reasonable, rightful position for the sin of already being part of an orthodoxy Apple thinks it would be boring to reiterate.
The phrase “recency bias” feels applicable throughout the list. It reads as if a group of well-intentioned 25-to-35-year-olds were surveyed about the greatest albums of their lifetimes… and then to supplement that, the list’s arbiters went through the top ranks of Rolling Stone’s 500-best list to try to figure out what older classics they’d get absolutely slaughtered for not including, and put in a healthy selection of those, too… albeit in mostly random order. There are absolutely zero surprises when it comes to the pre-2000 albums that got picked; it’s not as if anyone decided to throw a curveball by saying, “Hey, let’s put in ‘Swordfishtrombones,’ ‘Marquee Moon’ or ‘Good Old Boys’ to show how with-it we are.” No, it’s a lot of “Led Zeppelin II” and “Rumours” and “Sign of the Times” and “The Dark Side of the Moon” (not to complain about their being in there) — and nothing so left-field as to foster the illusion that anyone involved in the selecting had any deep knowledge of the deep cuts of those generations. You get the feeling that the editors considered the classic-rock realm to be a necessary boredom, without ever considering the possibility they could have made some non-boring “classic” choices.
Much will be made, deservedly, of Bad Bunny’s 2022 “Un Verano Sin Ti” being the sole representation of the last 65 years or so of Latin music. Similarly, as far as modest efforts toward genre tokenism go, the list establishes that there was apparently never a single great country album recorded, ever, until Kacey Musgraves went pop with “Golden Hour.” The great concept albums Willie made in the ‘70s? Or anything by Dolly or Loretta in the culture-moving moments when they were real forces in feminism for a generation of American women? Sure, they were good, but they weren’t Lorde at 16. Just to put it back into the rock realm for a moment: What chance did the Who — one of the key album acts of all time — have of landing “Tommy,” “Who’s Next” or “Quadropenia” on the list, when those herculean achievements had to face the clearly superior 21st-century likes of the Strokes and Arctic Monkeys?
Of course, a lot of the complaints that will come in about the list will be a result of the polar-opposite problem from recency bias. The Apple voters or editors weren’t wrong in making it at least part of their mission to shake up Wenner-era orthodoxy. And if there’s one area where they at least went some way toward getting things right, it’s in the acknowledgement and placement of hip-hop classic throughout the list — something it’s easier to get right than rock ‘n’ roll because the era it represents is much shorter, for one thing.
Also, it’s not wrong to want to see contemporary pop on a list like this… but even so, some of the choices are odd. Taylor Swift, one of the greatest artists in pop history, absolutely belongs. But it’s odd to see her represented solely by “1989 (Taylor’s Version),” wen not even very many of the hardcore Swifites who listen to the “Taylor’s Version” editions out of understandable loyalty would tell you that the re-recordings done years later are vastly superior to the originals. It’s absurd to say so, and is transparently political. You have to feel for Apple being between a rock and a hard place on that one — they can’t send their listeners toward Big Machine’s coffers, for obvious reasons — but it undermines the integrity of the list. (Picking “Folklore” would have been a fine way to circumvent that particular problem, just for the record.)
(Also, if albums released in the last few years are making it onto the list, doesn’t it feel odd that “Future Nostalgia,” a good candidate to be considered a true modern classic, got the slip? Looking at the loose criteria and the leaning into the new, it feels about as odd to find Dua’s pop masterpiece missing here as it does “Astral Weeks” or “Blood on the Tracks.”)
And then we’re to believe there was actually a voting bloc that selected an album most people have never heard of, Burial’s “Untrue,” over, say, “Rubber Soul.” Yet everyone understands why it has to be there: electronic music must be represented. It wouldn’t stand out if there was virtually anything else on the list that seemed like fun, oddball or truly culty choices.
What of Lauryn Hill’s “The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill” as the top pick? Undeniably, an album that ticks the boxes of great, massive and highly influential. It’s also not one that you often hear fans citing as the single greatest album ever recorded, over any other. Which actually kind of makes it a brilliant choice here, in a certain way of thinking, given that Apple was never going to go for something as ancient as a Stevie or Marvin. (There’s a fourth box it ticks, maybe just as crucially here: under 30 years old.) It’s like the Oscar-nominated movie that wins in ranked voting because it was No. 2 on everyone’s ballots, versus the more polarizing picks that are selected either as a No. 1 or not at all by voters. No one could possibly have a problem with Ms. Hill getting further celebrated, and this is the farthest thing from a crime. Yet the fact that it feels like a left-field choice to almost everyone says something. Maybe it says music fans have been sleeping a little on this being the obvious GOAT. Maybe it says people have questions about the process.
Maybe it’s possible we’re ascribing too much cynicism to Apple here. Maybe they thought the list would be inspirational to music fans across the board. Listen, they also thought everyone would want “Songs of Innocence” on their phones, right? But what I said earlier about the list being designed expressly to make angry isn’t right. Any list compiled by a streamer is designed less with chat room virality in mind than just to make you… stream. (Duh.) And that’s where the real disappointment lies, if not any true anger, because there’s lost opportunity here: Apple’s list doesn’t feel put together to prompt discovery… except maybe for the site’s very, very youngest users. It’s designed to get you to re-listen to what you already know and love. Does the DSP benefit more from promoting an album that might seem musty or obscure to a youngish core… or by concluding that SZA’s “SOS” is already one of the great masterpieces of this or any generation, because the mention of it will remind you that you haven’t heard it in a week and send you right to the “play” arrow?
Leaving the host org’s obvious commercial considerations out of it, it’s reasonable to say that any survey that cuts across this wide a swath of genres and generations, comparing literally millions of apples and oranges, is inadvisable, this late into the history of popular music. At least until Variety finally caves in and publishes its own list of the 100 greatest albums of all time, anyway, at which point we will get it exactly right.
Apple’s complete list of 100 Best Albums:
- “The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill” by Lauryn Hill
- “Thriller” by Michael Jackson
- “Abbey Road” by the Beatles
- “Purple Rain” by Prince and the Revolution
- “Blonde” by Frank Ocean
- “Songs in the Key of Life” by Stevie Wonder
- “good kid, m.A.A.d city (Deluxe Version)” by Kendrick Lamar
- “Back to Black” by Amy Winehouse
- “Nevermind” by Nirvana
- “Lemonade” by Beyonce
- “Rumours” by Fleetwood Mac
- “OK Computer” by Radiohead
- “The Blueprint” by Jay-Z
- “Highway 61 Revisited” by Bob Dylan
- “21” by Adele
- “Blue” by Joni Mitchell
- “What’s Going On” by Marvin Gaye
- “1989 (Taylor’s Version)” by Taylor Swift
- “The Chronic” by Dr. Dre
- “Pet Sounds” by the Beach Boys
- “Revolver” by the Beatles
- “Born to Run” by Bruce Springsteen
- “Discovery” by Daft Punk
- “The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars” by David Bowie
- “Kind of Blue” by Miles Davis
- “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” by Kanye West
- “Led Zeppelin II” by Led Zeppelin
- “The Dark Side of the Moon” by Pink Floyd
- “The Low End Theory” by A Tribe Called Quest
- “When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?” by Billie Elish
- “Jagged Little Pill” by Alanis Morissette
- “Ready to Die” by the Notorious B.I.G.
- “Kid A” by Radiohead
- “It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back” by Public Enemy
- “London Calling” by the Clash
- “Beyonce” by Beyonce
- “Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)” by Wu-Tang Clan
- “Tapestry” by Carole King
- “Illmatic” by Nas
- “I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You” by Aretha Franklin
- “Aquemini” by Outkast
- “Control” by Janet Jackson
- “Remain in Light” by Talking Heads
- “Innervisions” by Stevie Wonder
- “hom*ogenic” by Bjork
- “Exodus” by Bob Marley & the Wailers
- “Take Care” by Drake
- “Paul’s Boutique” by Beastie Boys
- “The Joshua Tree” by U2
- “Hounds of Love” by Kate Bush
- “Sign O’ the Times” by Prince
- “Appetite for Destruction” by Guns N’ Roses
- “Exile on Main St.” by the Rolling Stones
- “A Love Supreme” by John Coltrane
- “Anti” by Rihanna
- “Disintegration (Remastered)” by The Cure
- “Voodoo” by D’Angelo
- “(What’s The Story) Morning Glory” by Oasis
- “AM” by Arctic Monkeys
- “The Velvet Underground and Nico (45th Anniversary Edition)” by Velvet Underground & Nico
- “Love Deluxe” by Sade
- “All Eyez on Me” by 2Pac
- “Are You Experienced?” by the Jimi Hendrix Experience
- “Baduizm” by Erykah Badu
- “3 Feet High and Rising” by De La Soul
- “The Queen Is Dead” by the Smiths
- “Dummy” by Portishead
- “Is This It” by the Strokes
- “Master of Puppets (Remastered)” by Metallica
- “Straight Outta Compton” by N.W.A
- “Trans-Europe Express” by Kraftwerk
- “SOS” by SZA
- “Aja” by Steely Dan
- “The Downward Spiral” by Nine Inch Nails
- “Supa Dupa Fly” by Missy Elliott
- “Un Verano Sin Ti” by Bad Bunny
- “Like A Prayer” by Madonna
- “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road” by Elton John
- “Norman F****** Rockwell!” by Lana Del Rey
- “The Marshall Mathers LP” by Eminem
- “After the Gold Rush” by Neil Young
- “Get Rich or Die Tryin'” by 50 Cent
- “Horses” by Patti Smith
- “Doggystyle” by Snoop Dogg
- “Golden Hour” by Kacey Musgraves
- “My Life” by Mary J. Blige
- “Blue Lines” by Massive Attack
- “I Put a Spell on You” by Nina Simone
- “The Fame Monster (Deluxe Edition)” by Lady Gaga
- “Back in Black” by AC/DC
- “Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1” by George Michael
- “Flower Boy” by Tyler, the Creator
- “A Seat at the Table” by Solange
- “Untrue” by Burial
- “Confessions” by Usher
- “Pure Heroine” by Lorde
- “Rage Against the Machine” by Rage Against the Machine
- “Astroworld” by Travis Scott
- “Hotel California” by the Eagles
- “Body Talk” by Robyn